davidbrucehaiku: ridiculous sword

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RIDICULOUS SWORD

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Must I carry this?

I need a much shorter sword

I can’t sheathe this thing

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NOTE: Robert Mitchum’s last movie was the Western DEAD MAN, directed by Jim Jarmusch, who showed him several shotguns and asked which he wanted to carry in the movie. Mr. Mitchum asked, “Which one’s the lightest?”

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Lulu (Paperback Books for Sale)

http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/brucebATohioDOTedu

Smashwords (eBooks for Sale, and Free eBooks)

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Amazon (eBooks for Sale)

http://www.amazon.com/David-Bruce/e/B004KEZ7LY/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_1

Apple (eBooks for Sale, and Free eBooks)

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Barnes and Noble (eBooks for Sale, and Free eBooks)

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