Anything is a hat

t r e f o l o g y

I believe that any-thing that can

be balanced on one’s head

qualifies as a hat.

ii.

Example:

See this set of keys?

Now they are my hat.

An armadillo?

Now a hat.

iii.

A cracker-crack?

A shnoolzer-sack?

Or, a tubular bottle

of Fizza-me-gak?

Hat. Hat. Hat.

iv.

How about this beret?

… Well, maybe not the beret.

But to be fair,

I don’t think I can personally pull it off.

v.

Still how about this piece

of dried-up dog crap?

Now its my hat!

But you get it.

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