davidbrucehaiku: autumn is coming

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AUTUMN IS COMING

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Autumn is coming

Watch out for falling leaves

And pretty women

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NOTE: “Watch out” has two meanings here; only one is a warning.

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Excellent concluding lines.

elleguyence

I used to think that finding forever
was like falling
the finest collection of affections and failures
and figuring out you still wanted each other.

like a kite, tethered
just in case it would float away, I
eyed the day it would come true
that one day the scaffolding would collapse
and there’d be nothing left of me but
the friction burns of a kite string
stinging into my palms

but everyday I wake up next to you, I realize
we’re not falling or plummeting or
some kind of aerial disaster
we’re the wind itself.

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Music Recommendation: “Surf (Instrumental)” by King Fool of Netherlands

BRUCE’S RECOMMENDATION OF BANDCAMP MUSIC YOU WILL PROBABLY NEVER HEAR ON THE RADIO

Song: “Surf (Instrumental)” (No. 3 track on the album)

Artist: King Fool

Artist Location: Netherlands

Info: “Much of this is too hard rock for my taste, but I love the instrumental.” — Bruce

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Genre: Hard Rock

Price: FREE

https://kingfool.bandcamp.com/album/hotter-than-the-sun

 

David Bruce: the Coolest People in Art — Critics

Critics

• Auguste Rodin, sculptor of The Thinker, suffered from rejection during his student days and early in his career. Three times he tried to get accepted into the prestigious Ecole des Beaux-Arts, and three times he was rejected. Following this major disappointment, he submitted a sculpture titled The Man with the Broken Nose, aka the bust of Bibi, to the Salon, but the judges rejected it because they thought that it was too realistic. Later, sculptor Jules Desbois visited Mr. Rodin, saw the sculpture, and asked to borrow it. “Take it,” Mr. Rodin said. Mr. Desbois took it to the Ecole des Beaux-Arts, where he said, “Come and see what I’ve found. Look at this splendid antique statue. I’ve just discovered it in a secondhand dealer’s shop.” Everyone admired it, and then Mr. Desbois told them, “Well, Rodin, the man who did this, failed three times to get into the Ecole, and this piece, which you all thought was an antique, was rejected by the Salon.”

• Not everyone wanted drawings by Pop artist Andy Warhol. He once gave a drawing of a butterfly to Greta Garbo, a former movie star who was famous for wanting to be alone. She crumpled up the drawing and threw it away. He retrieved it and gave it a new name: Crumpled Butterfly by Greta Garbo. Another person who crumpled up a drawing that Mr. Warhol gave him was Frank O’Hara, poet and curator at the Museum of Modern Art. The drawing, which Mr. O’Hara had not posed for, was of Mr. O’Hara’s penis. Of course, Mr. Warhol’s art became popular. In a notebook, he once wrote that he wanted a “GALLERY LIVE PEOPLE” — an exhibit that consisted of people as the works of art. Something like that occurred in 1965 when an exhibition of his art in Philadelphia became so crowded that the staff took the artworks off the walls so that the artworks would not be damaged. All that was left was the people.

• Bela Haas was always welcome in the house of a friend who was a fellow artist, but one day he happened to look at his friend’s painting The Lady with the Cloak. Recognizing the cloak, he told a friend, “That’s the cloak the artist’s wife hangs up to keep drafts out.” This remark got repeated to his friend, and suddenly Mr. Haas was barred from his friend’s house. A young Impressionist told Mr. Haas that it was no wonder that Mr. Haas had been barred from the house — after all, his tongue was so sharp. Mr. Haas replied that it was the fault of the young Impressionist: “Had you painted that picture, first, I would never have guessed that it represented a lady, second, I would have never guessed she was my friend’s wife, and third, I would never have seen that she was supposed to be wearing a cloak.”

• Artist Francisco Goya detested the Spanish Inquisition, and he mocked it by creating a series of etchings known as the Caprichos. One is titled For Having Been Born Elsewhere. It depicts a woman who has been condemned to be burned at the stake because she had sinned by being born in another country. Other titles in the series includeBecause He Had No Legs, For Marrying as She Wished, and For Wagging His Tongue in a Different Way. Yet another etching in the series — For Discovering the Movement of the Earth— depicts Galileo, who wrote a book defending the Copernican theory that put the Sun instead of the Earth at the center of the solar system. Goya himself was put on trial by the Spanish Inquisition, but fortunately he was sentenced only to a period of “purification” — not death.

• New York artist Raphael Soyer visited the Sistine Chapel, where he marveled at the paintings — Michelangelo had painted the ceiling when he was in his thirties and many years later had painted The Last Judgmenton the wall. After Mr. Soyer had seen the Sistine Chapel for the first time, he and some friends saw an exhibition of European and American non-objective paintings. A young woman who was connected with the exhibition asked him (a friend translated the Italian) what he thought of the paintings. Rather than criticize them directly, he merely replied, “Tell her that I saw the Sistine Chapel this morning.” The young woman understood. The friend translated her reply: “True, this [exhibition] does not speak to the heart.

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Music Recommendation: “I Want More” by Bangs

BRUCE’S RECOMMENDATION OF BANDCAMP MUSIC YOU WILL PROBABLY NEVER HEAR ON THE RADIO

Song: “I Want More”

Artist: Bangs

Artist Location: Olympia, Washington, USA

Info: “I consider Bangs to be a riot grrrl group. I love ‘I Want More,’ which is about excessive consumerism. When I got this 6-song EP, I listened to it once, and then I listened to ‘I Want More’ 10 or 15 times in a row.” — Bruce

Bangs: 
Sarah Utter – guitar, vocals 
Maggie Vail – bass, vocals 
Peter David Connelly – drums 

Genre: Pop Punk, Riot Grrrl

Price: $4 for 6-Song Album, $1 for one song, $15 for Digital Discography (1 EP, 2 LPs)

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David Bruce: The Coolest People in Art — Creativity, Crime

Creativity

• Creative people are often creative in more than one way. For example, Frank Gehry is especially well known for his architecture — he designed the Walt Disney Concert Hall. In addition, he has designed jewelry (for Tiffany’s), a vodka bottle, lamps, and furniture. He has even made furniture out of corrugated cardboard. In fact, when he was invited to dinner, he often gave his host a cardboard chair instead of a bottle of wine. When he first thought of a piece of jewelry he might design, he mentioned it to people he was with — they all were rich people. Two of the women said that they would like to have a piece of jewelry like that, and when he told them that it would cost $1 million, one woman said, “I’d love to have one.” And the other woman said, “I’d like to have one, too. And I know five other people who would also love it.”

• When creating “reverse graffiti,” the artist does not add paint to a surface, but instead uses cleaning materials to remove dirt from a surface. Scott Wade has created portraits of Albert Einstein and the Mona Lisa on dirt-covered rear windows of automobiles. In Brazil, Alexandre Orion visited a transport tunnel in San Paolo and used water and a cloth to wash dirt from the walls and create a series of skulls, which he hoped would remind drivers of the impact that their vehicles have on the environment. Paul Curtis, aka Moose, often uses only detergent and a wire brush to create reverse graffiti.

Crime

• Jim Marshall was a great rock and roll photographer, but he could be a little crazy — sometimes from the cocaine he ingested into his body. In March 1983, a woman tripped his apartment’s burglar alarm, and Mr. Marshall yelled at the woman and waved a gun in her face. Because of that, he was sentenced to work furlough, where he worked as an assistant to commercial photographer Dennis Gray, who admired his work and who picked him up and dropped him off at his barracks. Mr. Marshall had to follow the rules set by Mr. Gray, who said, “We struck a deal. He couldn’t talk to my clients [because Mr. Marshall could be abrasive]. He couldn’t show them his work. And once in a while I made him call me ‘bwana.’”

• George Catlin sought to paint Native Americans and Native American culture before the West was tamed and their way of life was lost. In this pursuit, he learned much about Native Americans and about the people who encroached on their lands. One night, while in St. Louis, he left the steamboat he had been traveling on and slept in a hotel, leaving on board the steamboat a canoe, several paintings, and some Indian artifacts he had collected. The next morning, he discovered that they had all been stolen. He commented, “This explained the losses I had met with before, losing boxes and parcels I sent back to St. Louis by steamer. What a comment this is upon the glorious advantages of civilization.”

• Artist James Abbott McNeill Whistler once told this story about a lawyer: In a trial, a witness was asked how far he had been away from the scene when the deed was committed. The witness unhesitatingly answered, “Sixty-three feet, seven inches.” The lawyer examining him asked, “How, sir, how you can possibly pretend to such accuracy?” The witness replied, “I thought some damned fool would be sure to ask me, and so I measured.”

• Early in his career, landscape artist Thomas Cole sailed to the West Indies. During the trip, pirates boarded his ship and looked around to see if anything was worth stealing. Nothing was, so the pirates shook hands with the crew and passengers of the waylaid ship, then left.

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