Exit Sign

Annette Rochelle Aben

She’d been in a corner of the room since her admission to the nursing home. On her left, a curtain and her right, a wall made her feel secure. The window let her see the sky with all its brilliant colors. She’d watch birds and feral cats all day. Then one day they moved to the other side.

Not a comfy space. She felt thoroughly exposed and could no longer see the sky. On the third day, she shifted forward in her bed and realized she saw the building’s exit door. Smiling, she knew that was her next move!

©2019 Annette Rochelle Aben

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davidbrucehaiku: MOST OF THE TIME

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MOST OF THE TIME

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If you use your gun,

You won’t have to use your brain

But you’ll wish you did

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davidbrucehaiku: FEELING DIFFERENT

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FEELING DIFFERENT 

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I feel different

From other people sometimes

As do all of us

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davidbrucehaiku: IF IT CONSTANTLY HAPPENS AND NO ONE DOES ANYTHING, IT MUST BE OK (satire)

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IF IT CONSTANTLY HAPPENS AND NO ONE DOES ANYTHING, IT MUST BE OK

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How could it be wrong?

— Killing kids is no big crime —

It happens in schools

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NOTE: Cigarettes must be good for you: You can buy them everywhere.

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Music Recommendation: Childbirth — “How Do Girls Even Do It?”

Music: “How Do Girls Even Do It?” from the album IT’S A GIRL!

Artist: Childbirth

Artist Location: Seattle, Washington

Info: CHILDBIRTH is Julia Shapiro (guitar, vocals), Bree McKenna (bass, vocals), and Stacy Peck (drums, cool mom). They are a supergroup.

Childbirth gives their music these tags: devotional, chastity belt, childbirth, feminist, femme punk, lullaby, pony time, punk, seattle, supergroup, tacocat, Seattle

R (a fan) wrote, “This is totally not suitable for the toddler crowd, and my Grandma prob’ly woulda washed out my ears with soap for listening to it, even at low volume… Maybe your Gran is way cooler than mine and she turned you on to it. For maximum fun you’ll probably want to crank it up a little…. (Sometimes the words are kinda hard to catch.) Favorite track: Crossbitch.”

Grace (a fan) wrote, “sick band. as a gay girl, I relate heavily to how do girls even do it? can’t wait to hear more 🙂 Favorite track: How Do Girls Even Do It?”

Price: $1 (USD) for song; $8 (USD) album for 10-song album

If you are OK with paying for it, you can use PAYPAL or CREDIT CARD.

Genre: Punk

IT’s A GIRL!

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David Bruce: The Coolest People in Comedy — Letters, Media, Mishaps

Letters

• Hunter “Patch” Adams, M.D., once wrote a fund-raising letter for a charity. The 2-page letter, which was actually mailed and which was successful in raising funds, was entirely written in Greek. Why did he do this? He explains that he gets “so many fund-raising letters that they all start to look the same and they might as well be in Greek.”

Media

• When Kathryn Grant — the future Mrs. Bing Crosby — was 18 years old, she had a chance to interview famous stars Bob Hope and Joan Fonteyn. Unfortunately, she nearly caused a disaster by asking Ms. Fonteyn how old she was. Fortunately, Mr. Hope smoothed things over by saying, “Making allowances for your youth and inexperience, we still can’t let you talk to a great star that way. Now, here’s what you should have asked.” Mr. Hope then asked Ms. Fonteyn a series of questions that both elicited the information needed for Ms. Crosby to write an interesting newspaper column and flattered Ms. Fonteyn at the same time. Ms. Crosby writes, “It was a gentle and instructive rebuke from a master craftsman, and I never forgot the lesson that it instilled. Months later, when the same callow teenager interviewed Bing for her paper, she was ready to snare a superstar and a husband with a far more subtle approach.”

• As a boy, W.C. Fields had a unique way of peddling newspapers. He juggled the folded newspapers, and he yelled out teasers about the stories inside the newspapers. However, he ignored regular news stories and instead boosted unusual stories, such as “Bronislaw Gimp acquires license for two-year-old sheepdog. Details on page 26.”

• Lesbian comic Robin Tyler had an interesting early career. She became a Judy Garland impersonator at a bar for gay men in New York. After the police raided the bar, she was arrested along with several men in drag. The New York Post ran this odd headline: “44 Men and 1 Woman Arrested for Female Impersonation.”

Mishaps

• Being one of the Three Stooges — Moe, Larry, and Curly — sometimes involved sacrifice. In 1936, the Stooges made the comedy short Ants in the Pantry. In it, the Stooges are pest exterminators, but business is slow, so their boss finds a way to get more customers: “If they don’t have any bugs, givethem some!” Therefore, the Three Stooges start putting mice, ants, and moths in future customers’ houses. During filming, a container of red ants broke in Moe’s pocket, and they started swarming inside his clothing, leading to a lot of squirming by Moe. The director, Preston Black, loved it, saying, “Great, Moe! Keep up that squirming!” Moe remembers, “It was very funny — to everyone but me.” Also in 1936, the Stooges made Slippery Silks. In this short, over 150 pies were thrown, and Moe ended up with a sore arm and a sore face because the pies that he did not throw were thrown at him. The other Stooges also suffered injuries: Larry lost a tooth while making one short, and Curly once got hit in the head while making a short and had to be attended to by a doctor. The doctor cut away some of Curly’s hair so he could attend to his wound, and then he glued back the hair so Curly could resume shooting the short. (In a few shorts, Curly actually has hair.)

• Jane Russell and Bob Hope once entertained at the Paramount Theater in New York. Ms. Russell had trouble dropping off to sleep — too many drunks made noise in the hallways of her hotel across the street. One day she overslept, threw a fur coat across her nightgown, then ran across the street where Mr. Hope was getting ready to introduce her. Standing in the wings, Ms. Russell threw open her fur coat, showing Mr. Hope her nightgown. Mr. Hope giggled, then told several more jokes, giving Ms. Russell time to put on a sequined gown and some lipstick.

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THE COOLEST PEOPLE IN COMEDY

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