
In the days
before the internet
if you wanted to hook-up
with a demon
you had to use a
ouija dating board.
Questions to ask a ouija dating board:
Are there ghosts present?
Evil or good?
Single or married?
How tall?
Religion?
Carrying chains?
Doomed to one location?
Willing to bi-locate?
Meet up — t r e f o l o g y