Source: David Bruce
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wrote so many books
— I should work at McDonald’s —
such a lack of sales
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I sent this email to one of my sisters on TUE/27 February 2018:
My book sales are low, too.
Bookbub has never accepted me, but I am trying again. Earlier today I submitted a book.
Fortunately, I don’t have to worry about making money from book sales.
I have sold ZERO copies of these books:
Ben Jonson’s VOLPONE: A Retelling
Ben Jonson’s BARTHOLOMEW FAIR: A Retelling
John Ford’s ‘TIS PITY SHE’S A WHORE: A Retelling
John Ford’s THE BROKEN HEART: A Retelling
TARLTON’S JESTS: A Retelling
I have sold ONE copy of each of these books:
THE FAMOUS VICTORIES OF HENRY V: A Retelling
Ben Jonson’s THE ALCHEMIST: A Retelling
I expect my next few books to sell just as badly.
I’m glad the kids liked the books [I sent them].
David
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