Blood pancakes — t r e f o l o g y

I asked myself, should I really have another serving of pancakes? *** After-all, I had already finished three helpings, and though I was dining at an eat-all-you-can pancake restaurant, I still felt I might be over-doing it. *** So, I asked God for a sign. Any sign at all. Should I have one more serving […]

Blood pancakes — t r e f o l o g y

I asked myself,

should I really have another

serving of pancakes?

***

After-all,

I had already finished

three helpings,

and though I was dining at an

eat-all-you-can

pancake restaurant,

I still felt I might be

over-doing it.

***

So, I asked God

for a sign.

Any sign at all.

Should I have one more serving

of pancakes?

***

Suddenly, I heard

the crackle of the diner’s

over-head television set

being turned on, and

then an urgent news report:

Mining disaster!

Many feared dead.

Hundreds more missing.

***

So, yeh, I had another

order of pancakes.

But I did not feel good about it

Jimmerson’s triangle — t r e f o l o g y

I could lie & tell you that Trefology is based on NEWLY-DISCOVERED Atlantean texts, though I doubt you’d believe me. *** But — then, again, maybe you would … *** Because, do you know what? *** They are.

Jimmerson’s triangle — t r e f o l o g y

Jimmerson’s triangle

I could lie &

tell you that Trefology

is based

on NEWLY-DISCOVERED

Atlantean texts,

though I doubt you’d

believe me.

***

But — then, again,

maybe you would …

***

Because,

do you know what?

***

They are.

In the wind — t r e f o l o g y

When-ever I receive a letter addressed to either, me, or the „current resident“, I wonder if that organization has any faith in me not to skip town

In the wind — t r e f o l o g y

When-ever

I receive a letter

addressed

to either, me,

or the “current resident”,

I wonder if that

organization

has any faith in me

not to

skip town

Gates of heaven — t r e f o l o g y

Gates of heaven — t r e f o l o g y

Last night

my goldfish

died,

driven insane

by syphilis

***

I really should

have

been better

about 

changing the water

***

All considering,

I wanted

the fish to have a

proper

Christian burial

but for all

my re-search

I could find nothing

***

So, taking

a page from

the Bible,

I wrapped the

fish in it.

***

Bon voyage, old friend.

Tea for trefology — t r e f o l o g y

I was once

followed by a

moon-shadow,

and while

I eventually

got away,

it was not before

it

took my mouth.

Once I ate a

Wendy’s old fashioned hamburger

and then

I drank a

Dad’s old fashioned root beer,

but

I didn’t

suddenly start feeling

old fashioned.

***

Though I did feel bloated.

***

But […]

Tea for trefology — t r e f o l o g y

Note: Moonshadow” is an old Cat Sevens song. Knowing the lyrics is necessary for knowing the joke.