BACK in the 1950’s if you were going to Dial M for Murder, you had better be ready to dial some other letters, too, if you wanted to complete the call.
Good spelling is essential — t r e f o l o g y
BACK in the 1950’s
if you were going to
Dial M for Murder,
you had better be ready
to dial
some other letters, too,
if you wanted to
complete the call.
A portrait of a writer in diapers.
GIVE a man an ice cube and he’ll keep his beverage cold for an hour, but give a man a pair of tongs, and that man can get his own damn ice.
PROMOTED AD READ THEM ALL. LEARN LIFE LEARN TREFOLOGY
Platitudes — t r e f o l o g y
Do you want to know a secret? *** Aside from the three wishes granted me by my Fairy Godmother *** … not a single one of my other wishes has ever come true! *** So, what do you do when all the standard channels of wishing are closed to you? *** What do you do […]
Light energy — t r e f o l o g y
Do you want to
know a secret?
***
Aside from the
three wishes
granted me by
my
Fairy Godmother
***
… not a single one
of my other wishes
has
ever come true!
***
So, what do you do
when all the
standard channels of
wishing
are closed to you?
***
What do you do
when
it is not your birthday
and you have no
birthday candles?
***
What do you do
if, like me,
you find wish-bones,
kind of
disturbing?
***
I’ll tell you.
***
Did you know
that you can
make a wish on
a cloud?
***
It’s true!
***
“Make a wish on a cloud?”
You say.
“That sounds expensive!”
***
Well you’ll be
happy to know that
it will cost you
almost
nothing.
***
So, go ahead,
find a cloud
and
make a wish!
***
But, remember
it’s a cloud,
so,
it’s probably best
to keep your wish
simple,
or, cloud-related.
It seems to me
the only
contingency
plan worms have
for when it rains,
is to go
immediately to
which-ever
side-walk
that I am
walking on.
Rainy day worms #12 & 35 — t r e f o l o g y
He who
lives
for the body
is dead,
though he
hath
a better weekend
than ye
Bonus: Free Trefology Motivational Poster
Wisdom — t r e f o l o g y
“Laughing Tereso”
My parents used to
hang my artwork
inside
the refrigerator,
but the joke was
on them
because my art was
mostly of bananas
Tropical — t r e f o l o g y
My box of Fruit Loops says,
‘No gluten’,
but if I was really worried
about what I ate
I would look for the box that says,
‘No Fruit Loops’.
***
Things I could see myself doing
1. Astral projecting
2. Mirror salesman
Laurel & hardy death car — t r e f o l o g y
Q. Do you know why fish never sleep?
A. Because they are just so damned busy!
Jokes for kids — t r e f o l o g y
I asked myself, should I really have another serving of pancakes? *** After-all, I had already finished three helpings, and though I was dining at an eat-all-you-can pancake restaurant, I still felt I might be over-doing it. *** So, I asked God for a sign. Any sign at all. Should I have one more serving […]
Blood pancakes — t r e f o l o g y
I asked myself,
should I really have another
serving of pancakes?
***
After-all,
I had already finished
three helpings,
and though I was dining at an
eat-all-you-can
pancake restaurant,
I still felt I might be
over-doing it.
***
So, I asked God
for a sign.
Any sign at all.
Should I have one more serving
of pancakes?
***
Suddenly, I heard
the crackle of the diner’s
over-head television set
being turned on, and
then an urgent news report:
Mining disaster!
Many feared dead.
Hundreds more missing.
***
So, yeh, I had another
order of pancakes.
But I did not feel good about it
I could lie & tell you that Trefology is based on NEWLY-DISCOVERED Atlantean texts, though I doubt you’d believe me. *** But — then, again, maybe you would … *** Because, do you know what? *** They are.
Jimmerson’s triangle — t r e f o l o g y
Jimmerson’s triangle
I could lie &
tell you that Trefology
is based
on NEWLY-DISCOVERED
Atlantean texts,
though I doubt you’d
believe me.
***
But — then, again,
maybe you would …
***
Because,
do you know what?
***
They are.
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