In the wind — t r e f o l o g y

When-ever I receive a letter addressed to either, me, or the „current resident“, I wonder if that organization has any faith in me not to skip town

In the wind — t r e f o l o g y

When-ever

I receive a letter

addressed

to either, me,

or the “current resident”,

I wonder if that

organization

has any faith in me

not to

skip town

Gates of heaven — t r e f o l o g y

Gates of heaven — t r e f o l o g y

Last night

my goldfish

died,

driven insane

by syphilis

***

I really should

have

been better

about 

changing the water

***

All considering,

I wanted

the fish to have a

proper

Christian burial

but for all

my re-search

I could find nothing

***

So, taking

a page from

the Bible,

I wrapped the

fish in it.

***

Bon voyage, old friend.

Tea for trefology — t r e f o l o g y

I was once

followed by a

moon-shadow,

and while

I eventually

got away,

it was not before

it

took my mouth.

Once I ate a

Wendy’s old fashioned hamburger

and then

I drank a

Dad’s old fashioned root beer,

but

I didn’t

suddenly start feeling

old fashioned.

***

Though I did feel bloated.

***

But […]

Tea for trefology — t r e f o l o g y

Note: Moonshadow” is an old Cat Sevens song. Knowing the lyrics is necessary for knowing the joke.

Battlefield land — t r e f o l o g y

As far as I can estimate,

There were no notable Civil War battles

in California.

***

That does not leave my

Civil War re-enactment group

with a lot to re-enact.

***

So, we mostly just sit around in

old-timey clothes,

drink lemonade,

& say things like,

“What’s the news from Washington?”

Battlefield land — t r e f o l o g y

Moon flowers — t r e f o l o g y

They say

that you’re supposed to

talk to your plants every day to

keep them healthy,

but some-times,

in the middle of the night,

I’ll suddenly remember that I forgot,

so I’ll get out of bed,

go downstairs creep into the kitchen,

and say,

“You up?”

* “With a smile and barong” * photo courtesy […]

Moon flowers — t r e f o l o g y