Tag: Unbolt Me

SOAPBOX TNT // Tooty Frooty — unbolt me

TATI: Tony, I have found your dream job! TONY: Is there even such a thing? Work is work after all. TATI: It’s something you already do for free every day. But now you can get money and respect for it! TONY: What? Sleeping? TATI: Nope. Any other ideas? TONY: Chewing? I chew a lot when […]

SOAPBOX TNT // Tooty Frooty — unbolt me

TATI’s & TONY’s DEAD POET TOUR // A Short Hymn To Venus. by Robert Herrick — unbolt me

Goddess, I do love a girl,
Ruby-lipp’d and tooth’d with pearl;
If so be I may but prove
Lucky in this maid I love,
I will promise there shall be
Myrtles offer’d up to thee.

by ROBERT HERRICK (1591-1674)
Public Domain Poetry

kiss the frog (and see what happens) — unbolt me

a mermaid reads a fairy tale and snorts, ‘do dragons really exist?’ while behind

kiss the frog (and see what happens) — unbolt me

a mermaid reads a fairy tale
and snorts, ‘do dragons really exist?’
while behind her a dragon frolics
it even does a belly flop into the sea

an elf watches a fantasy series
and giggles, ‘the undead are so stupid!’
while behind her a gaggle of undead
prepare for their final university exam

a vampire picks a halloween costume
she wants something silly like a fairy
while behind her a fairy tries a shiny mermaid tail on
and pities the fact that mermaids don’t really exist

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2021

GUEST POST // Scars and Barbed Wire by Tony Mutton — unbolt me

I remember the history of my first scar,

You don’t forget bullying and barbed wire

Chased by a group of Catholic and non Catholic boys,

here was little difference between bullies in those days,

They all ran fast in the thrill of the hunt

Cornered at the base of a once insurmountable chain mail fence […]

GUEST POST // Scars and Barbed Wire by Tony Mutton — unbolt me