Good news!
My friend quit drugs
by going cold turkey.
Bad news!
Now he’s addicted
to cold turkey.
ii.
Some-times, he calls me late at night,
“Hey man, you got any sandwiches?”
My girlfriend telling me
she loved me a ‘bushel and a peck’
did not fill me with confidence,
based on her previous statements
regarding dry measurements
** photo by Mary Cellini