Worried about the flu-virus?
Just toss a coin into the wishing well.
Worried about your job?
Toss a coin into the wishing well.
Worried about the government?
Toss a coin into the wishing well.
No coin for the wishing well?
The wishing well also accepts credit cards.
Just toss ’em in.
DIS-CLAIMER:
Do not wish for the return of your credit cards.