TO ME:
A man is never standing so tall as when he
when he is standing on stilts, and never looks so
ridiculous as when he is wearing those long stilt pants.
TO ME: He who lives by the sword may be occasionally
asked to pick-up the sword’s mail. TO ME: Real beauty
comes from with-in, and it slowly eats away at your
insides, until it escapes & attacks your family. TO ME:
Fashion-wise, a pith helmet is easier to pull off if
you have a gap between your teeth. TO ME: Anyone who
has ever claimed that sound cannot exist in a vacuum
has tried to sleep past nine a.m. at a motel. TO ME:
All pop music written after the song “green-sleeves” sucks.
TO ME: We will probably never know how many
dyslexic hippies joined the LDS church by accident.
TO ME: You can always
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